corrupt a wish

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted, but now all they do all day everyday is yell "SAUSAGE! SAUSAGE!"  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you have now ceased to exist in any capacity. no soul, past, present, future, mass, consciousness, memories, emotions, thoughts, or anything else that would indicate that you used to exist.

i wish that i didn't have a headache.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted. it just turned into a migraine. i wish phonebooks were easier to navigate.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. They're even bigger and heavier now.


I wish I had latex gloves.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. the skin of your hands has been replaced by them, and your body responds to the foreign substance by attacking them until the hands rot and fall off.

i wish that i could play any song i have ever heard in my head, on command, with perfect accuracy.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted, but you can't tell it to stop so you just have songs going in your head over and over.
i wish i could figure out the perfect touch to my avi. (its just missing something, you know?)  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you find out what that touch would be, but in order to get it you had to get rid of all the other items that would have gone well with it. (hmm... maybe a background of some kind? like the one in the Unicorn item, with the pretty green flower field with blue skies?)

i wish that i had every magic-related gaia item.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. The admins believed you botted to get them and banned your profile.


I wish I had my own theme song.  

[magic_doglover]

granted, but it is extremely annoying, and plays constantly, with you unable to turn it off. it eventually drives you insane.

i wish that i could make other people hear the song Banana Phone in their heads.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It makes someone go insane and they kill you.


I wish I had a monkey with a flamethrower that would burn my enemies.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. but because you are your own worst enemy, it immediately kills you.

i wish that my house was comfortably warm.  

[Kusugari]

Granted, but your heating bill goes through the roof and the bank claims ownership.

I wish I had cybernetic implants.  

[magic_doglover]

granted, but they don't do anything, and are made of a cheap metal that rusts, giving you tetanus.

i wish i was rich, but not famous.  

[Kusugari]

Granted, but eventually your money will attract attention of the press and you will be known to the public as a sadistic, perverted millionaire.

I wish for the world to be a perfect utopia.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. it just so happens that that world requires that all humans die, including you.

i wish that people cared less about sex, without allowing the human population to disappear.