Why did you divorce the person above you?

[the_hamster]

I kept stepping on transformers... in bed  

[BornToPlease]

he kept mixing too many types of weather and things to do with earth  

[Hachimitsu bea]

She's Not a Cat

 

[the_hamster]

Rainbows are not allowed in my house  

[BornToPlease]

his username made my cats hungry  

[the_hamster]

Her cats traumatized me  

[Max Noble]

first hes a "dude" and he coming out of a volcano... that can't be good rofl dramallama pirate  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He "ninja"ed his way out of everything  

[the_hamster]

she gave me a twenty page list of to do items!  

[BornToPlease]

he creeped me out  

[the_hamster]

she thought i was creepy  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

the_hamster

she gave me a twenty page list of to do items!

that actualy sounds like something i would do

He kept draging dirt around the house  

[Max Noble]

She's way to high maintenance.  

[the_hamster]

hes a "dude" and hes a ninja  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he popped out of the ground and surprised me all the time.