The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*ptoooie*


You made me eat cat food.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You asked for it.

You stole my money.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

That's what you get for flaunting it.

You told the police that I stole Sean's new sports car.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Because I bought for him and I saw you steal it.

You ran grandma over with a reindeer!  

[KBiT]

She shouldn't have been wearing red; wait, what do you mean that's for bulls only?

You get your facts from Wikipedia!  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Because it's more reliable than yahoo answers!

You stole my super special awesome ultra rare chocolaty fudge coated super card.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

What is this? I don't even...

You don't floss!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I don't even brush! You're supposed to do that since your my owner!

You won't tak care of me, even though you're my owner!  

[Ariemea]

Because you're too high maintenance.
You framed me for stealing the cookies from the cookie jar.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Well, people can't know it was me. I'm a dentist. I have an image to keep. ninja


You ran out of the office before I could administer the painkillers.  

[Ember Terran]

I had to go; I had a 34-10 to respond too

You were using bananas as offensive weapons  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The patient refused to calm down.


You bit me!  

[KBiT]

What did you expect? Poking your finger through my mouth slat

You have a blog dedicated to talking smack about me  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Yeah. Because you bit me.

You wouldn't let me drill your tooth.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Because I came in for a check-up derange dentite!

You won't listen to my awesome solos!