Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[Rsnbl Faith]

To make human females pregnant. (thats right...)

Why aren't swords more popular?  

[maydaymouse]

Because laser guns can kick a sword's butt!!

What am I thinking?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're thinking "I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean".


Why do people laugh at farts?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Because the passed gas tickles them.

When will I fall asleep?  

[magic_doglover]

when pigs fly.

what did the black oak say to the white oak?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Burn.

Why did you tickle me?  

[magic_doglover]

because you deserved it.

who IS mrgreen ?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The guy from the game "Clue".

Why do I like maids?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Because cleaning ladies aren't as sexy.


Can I torture you for no reason?  

[magic_doglover]

no, you must have a reason. even if all it is is sadistic fun.

for whom does the bell toll?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You, since I've decided to torture you now?


Does tying doglover to a cactus and beating him with a rubber chicken count as torture?  

[ScuroFenice]

yes, though it IS cruel and unusual eek

am I ever going to get xbox live gold so I can kick people's butts in Assassin's Creed multiplayer?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Only if Jesus says it's okay.


Are people offended in this forum if someone says something even remotely sacrilegious?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Not me.

If you're going to tie Doglover to a cactus and beat him with a rubber chicken, are you going to do this while he is naked?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Eww! Gross! No. He'll be in his underwear.


Does my avi look like a Nazi?