"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[iAbandoned_Account]

chocolate

why is chocolate yummy??  

[Suge_da]

because it has monkeys in it :3

Why is my face peeling?  

[iAbandoned_Account]

cuz pizza's cool

why do ppl eat??  

[lucky_wish]

Because video games are cool.

Why can't I see the stars?

 

[iAbandoned_Account]

because oreo

whats the difference between a muffin and a cupcake?  

[l cece l]

HiKaRu_LuVs_KiBa

because oreo

whats the difference between a muffin and a cupcake?

Muffins are more sensitive than Cupcakes are.

Why does Hannah Montana suck so much?  

[lucky_wish]

She was found in the deep seas of the Artic.

Why aren't dice edible?

 

[iAbandoned_Account]

because turkey is

why do turkeys gobble??  

[monster_bunny]

that depends on what they're gobbling...

Why do zebras have stripes?  

[Ritter Mayura]

because its death nears err... neared ~

Why do persocoms have cables in their ears and not at the back of their necks a la Ghost in the Shell??  

[Jessybelldove]

Because then they could look ugly.
Why isn't there a million 'millions' sweet.  

[Reveur_the_Reveler]

because somebody ate number 1,400.

Why do we talk?  

[Jessybelldove]

Because we have no voice box.
Why are we not invisible?  

[Garynook]

Because the government keeps us visible with an organic materia decelerator.

Why can't we be dyed pink for life?