Why did you divorce the person above you?

[the_hamster]

she didnt like surprises  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

pulled all the flowers out to make room for himself in the planter  

[Tambergal]

made me think that i was color blind, except the times when i saw red  

[Hachimitsu bea]

Her Dog was to loud

 

[Nero Demare]

She kept puking rainbows on me...  

[Hachimitsu bea]

He Keep wearing white So Washing His Outfit started to become a pain

 

[the_hamster]

She slapped me with her narwhale too many times  

[Giavanna Lee]

He reminded me of a merman which kinda scared me.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She was afraid of some Figment of her imagination  

[Hachimitsu bea]

He likes Butter Pancakes Instead Of Waffels

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

(actually i preffer French Toast) She wanted me to Buy a Narwhale and a GIANT TANK!!!

(im a guy here i posted fastah!)  

[the_hamster]

he doesnt appreciate the art of the waffle  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

He Is a dude and he was fighting Mother nature.  

[Giavanna Lee]

He doesn't have an extensive imagination.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

All she wanted was... IMAGINATION...*a rainbow formed as he said that* if your so imaginative,why haven't you thought of this?*Morphs into a pretzel and gets an Ice Cream Bazooka*BEHOLD FOR I AM ZE LEGENDARY TALKING PRETZEL!!!