The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Ember Terran]

Let me know when you start playing them, all I'm hearing is crap

You tried to cheat me out of a ill-gotten gains!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Because I don't want you to get sick and die!

You flung rocks at me!  

[KBiT]

I was out of bullets; budget cuts

You are a hostile!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Uh, I guess so?

You won't give the information, no matter what kind of torture I administer to you.  

[KBiT]

You never asked a question! crying

You published my one weakness on a high-traffic social networking site  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

To punish you.

You thought I was part of Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I only said that so the haters would all form together to beat you.

You took my food away!  

[KBiT]

emotion_omnomnom yum_pizza yum_hotdog yum_burger
Oh sorry, were you going to eat those?

You said he was finished!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

he was. That's the food he was going to offer to his dead relatives' graves

You don't love Aya D:  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I do, I just love torturing people even more.


You thought you could escape the torture chair.  

[Ember Terran]

You might as well let me out, you're not getting anything out of me besides the big four.

You failed to provide proper support resulting in my capture and subsequent torture stare  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Of course. You're the enemy. You must be tortured.

You don't like my uniform.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Because it smells bad.

You stole my cow!  

[Ember Terran]

I needed it, ever see those movies where the outnumbered hero(es) distract the entrenched villains army with a stampede of cows?

You thought that awesome plan wouldn't work  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Yeah, because I gave the money for it be awesome, and you used it all to buy shoes!

You owe me massive amounts of money.