Why not have a ^<v game?

[Zero Alive]

^ Is correct
> Waldo has stolen my nickel crying
V Misses my nickel  

[NoMoreFangirls]

^ is right about Waldo's location
> is not sorry for making ^ eat a ferret
v probably insists I apologize to ^  

[NoMoreFangirls]

^ is confused because ^^ commented while < was typing
< is now sorry about the ferret, but not the nickel
v might care about the nickel though  

[Zero Alive]

^ Will shank if ^ attacks my two ferrets ^ is still cool though
< Has ferrets that likes his hat
v Likes pie over cake (hopefully)  

[NoMoreFangirls]

^ hopes are dashed but gets thanked for thinking I'm cool
< prefers cake unless the pie is pumpkin and thinks ^ is cool too
v hates pumpkin pie  

[BiocyberasKeeper]

^ is halfway right.

<'s dad owns a cheesecake business, < is sick of cheesecake.

v likes cheesecake.  

[Zero Alive]

^ Is correct.
< Has a ferret on his shoulders
v Doesn't like death metal  

[NoMoreFangirls]

^ is sick of cheesecake
< can't belive ^ is sick of cheesecake and proclaims it an ac of heresy
v thinks so too  

[NoMoreFangirls]

^ is once again confuzed by ^^'s fast typing
> bangs head against keyboard
v iouop0o0plp;..j4tjo90ju ( result of forehead/keyboard slamming)  

[Zero Alive]

Begins to join ^

< hjyuhyhyujhydf (hat stolen by ferret)

v Wants a taco.  

[NoMoreFangirls]

^ is incorrect
> is eating chocolate covered strawberries and has already had a taco
v now wants chocolate covered stawberries and a taco  

[Zero Alive]

^ Is incorrect
> Is allergic to strawberries
v shocked that > is allergic to strawberries.  

[NoMoreFangirls]

^ is correct
< is shocked and very sad to hear ^ is allergic to strawberries
v hopefully isn't allergic to much else. . . .  

[Zero Alive]

^ likes strawberries
> Alergic to coconuts, vanilla, and hay. Also, works at a horse ranch.
v Too young to have a job  

[NoMoreFangirls]

^ is incorrect. I have a job.
> must get off computer
v is now sad