corrupt a wish

[coco_mademoiselle000]

(aw. that's sad. gud luck.)

granted. they let you get married, but absolutely refuse to pay for anything involving the two of you for the rest of your life, even when you desperately need money.

i wish Bobo the monkey didn't eat people.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. He's a cannibal monkey now. He eats other monkeys.


I wish I had a powered armor suit like my avi in real life.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted. everyone then thinks your cospalying as black samus and wants to get a picture with you.

i wish my room was cleaner.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. All the mess in your room gets distributed to the rest of the house.

I wish I could complete my Rising out of the grave tattered Cinderella look soon.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

granted. you finish it, everyone thinks it's wierd, and leaves you a bunch of hate comments on how strange it is.

i wish the next book in the series came out sooner. crying  

[Kimintiri]

Master Courtney000

granted. you finish it, everyone thinks it's wierd, and leaves you a bunch of hate comments on how strange it is.

i wish the next book in the series came out sooner. crying

Grated! The book comes out, but it is so terrible that it makes you regret ever reading the series.

I wish that I could travel more.  

[The Grey Alchemist]

fine, but you can never go home.

I wish I was in an anime so I could have sound affects.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It's a hentai involving tentacles and I think we know what sound effects they have.



I wish your head exploded.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. But I'm already undead so my physical body is easily replaceable... I steal Kristen Stewart's head instead and fulfill my dream of freaking out Twi-fans and wrecking their happiness forever!

I wish Harry Potter had another book  

[magic_doglover]

granted, but all it describes is the minute movements of Harry while he was in the womb.

i wish my life had a soundtrack that i would never get sick of.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but it annoyed an abusive man, so he beats you.

I wish I were a kitty.  

[magic_doglover]

granted, but you only have one life, and you materialize in your new form right in front of a rushing semi truck.

i wish that my pencil wouldn't get dull.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted but you lost it forever.

I wish people could see things my way.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. everyone literally only sees through your eyes, so anyone that isn't right next to you is effectively blind. plus, you no longer have any privacy.

i wish that cats were made of marshmallows.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

granted, but the marshmallow cats were able to conquer the world.

I wish I were friends with Rex from Generator Rex.