I'm a Genie, you get one wish...

[AceArtemis7]

granted, but then all xbox games broke down and you can't play anything

I wish for my bids to win on the market  

[Vashtastic]

They do, but then Gaia glitches and you lose the items and the gold you spent.

I wish the leviathan would rise from the sea.  

[SoLongAndFairWell]

Granted....but it instantly plunges back into the sea never to return

I wish i had a time machine  

[Borigion]

*poof* a giant exactt time machine is in the living room and you you are the only one whos sees it but the bad thing is you can only use once a day for 12 hours  

[Fallen Parade]

Borigion

*poof* a giant exactt time machine is in the living room and you you are the only one whos sees it but the bad thing is you can only use once a day for 12 hours

and your wish...  

[Vashtastic]

your wish is granted and you win first place in the arena, but the subsequent "fame" leads you to get hacked. They steal all your stuff and get your banned.

I wish for more time to get work done in.  

[Ax974]

you'll get work done but fail in the proccess.

i wish for a bottle of coca cola  

[Vashtastic]

Granted, but when you open it, it explodes all over the place, shorting your computer and monitor and making your keyboard disturbingly sticky.

I wish for the snow to stop.  

[i_be_me]

The snow and all other precipitation stop, but they do not restart for a year, causing famine and starvation. You become very thin and develop a deep-rooted aversion to canned food.  

[i_be_me]

I wish that I could buy that condo.  

[Vashtastic]

You do and then it crumbles in on itself.

I wish that the dollar would become more powerful.  

[Nephrastar]

Granted, it becomes president of the United States, and now everyone is required to use dollar bills to pay for everything.

I wish I could live on my own  

[iHammered]

Nephrastar

Granted, it becomes president of the United States, and now everyone is required to use dollar bills to pay for everything.

I wish I could live on my own

wish granted, you will live in a box with no roof


I wish for a pony D:  

[kAthEL_15]

uhm... i wish for car....waaaaaaaaah!!