"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Rachellezorz]

Because I said so.


Why is Jesus a unicorn?

 

[Kirby Cocoa]

I am who I am...

Because Chuck Norris drank Mountain Dew.

Why can't we watch TV on our watches?

Deal with it...

 

[Rachellezorz]

Because if we did the universe would implode.


Why are highlighters so damn bright?

 

[Kirby Cocoa]

I am who I am...

Because they aren't. That's what your brain wants you to think.

Why is Domo-kun so popular? domokun

Deal with it...

 

[Rachellezorz]

He happened to suck the right man's d**k. ;D


How is Tom from Myspace so popular?

 

[Kirby Cocoa]

I am who I am...

Myspace is for loosers so I wouldn't know. 3nodding

Who is Leeroy Jenkins?

Deal with it...

 

[Rachellezorz]

He's my cousin's sister's uncle's best friend's great-grandmother's pet chicken's owner.


Why are there six colours in a rainbow?

 

[Kirby Cocoa]

I am who I am...

Because if there were seven the casinoes would sue.

Why are the best tasting foods bad for you?

Deal with it...

 

[Rachellezorz]

Because Tom Sawyer invented communism.


How do cheese puffs get that orange?

 

[Kirby Cocoa]

I am who I am...

Because orange dosn't have any ryming words to keep it from being itself.

Why is this guy smiling? --> blaugh

Deal with it...

 

[Rachellezorz]

I think you know why.

Why am I leaving?

 

[Kirby Cocoa]

I am who I am...

Because Bush is evil.

Why did I change my avi?

Deal with it...

 

[Kyle Teh Dragon]

Because the Boogeyman rapes clowns on thursday afternoons.

Why are dragons so cool?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because ever since Eragon came out they thought it be cool

Why are braces such a pain?  

[Infra_Red_Spectre]

Because they know being gentle ish uncool.

What does 2+2 =?