hammer, duct tape, or clothes hanger?

[magic_doglover]

straighten out the clothes hanger, stick one end into the phone, then the other into an electrical outlet. what's the worst that could happen?

i ate a bit too much.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Use the coat hanger to make yourself throw up. Or use the coat hanger to cut your stomach open to scoop out the excess food and then duct tape it up.


Internet trolls.  

[magic_doglover]

stick part of the clothes hanger in the computer so your mind will elecrically enter the internet, so you can kill them with the hammer you brought.

difficult reading assignment.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Beat yourself in the head with a hammer or poke out your eyes with a coat hanger.

Or perhaps duct tape your head to the book so that you can't get away until it's over with.  

[magic_doglover]

hit yourself in the head with a hammer to remind you to think of and put down the next problem to be solved with duct tape, clothes hanger, and/or hammer.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Punish you with duct tape and a coat hanger for not giving a scenario. You don't want to know how I'm going to do so.


Zombie Hitler  

[magic_doglover]

wrap it in a thick cocoon of duct tape.

don't like facial hair.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Wax + Duct Tape + Rrrrrrrrip ! = Facial hair (and a bit of skin) gone !

A hole in the giant Pikachu balloon from the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade !  

[Fabled Heartbreak]

Solution:
Duct tape the hole! xd

Problem:
FurFags, all they do is rape... xp  

[magic_doglover]

don't know what they are, but since they rape, they must be bad, so just hit them with a hammer.

boring Thanksgiving.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Use all three for various forms of entertainment.


Invading aliens with laser weapons.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

duct tape your relatives to chairs and demand they be your loyal servants. twisted

all the fattening holidays are crammed into the last 3 months of the year.  

[magic_doglover]

hammer your stomach after each big meal to eject some of the food.

two hours of sleep seems harder to deal with than none.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Take duct tape. Apply to bare skin on various parts of your body and RIP IT OFF !!! gonk That'll wake ya !!! twisted

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino  

[magic_doglover]

hammer. don't know who he is, but i get the feeling that he is held to be very annoying ny many.

dull scissors.