The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Azred Crimlean]

Granted now your mind races with Ghz speeds faster than that of the most updated Pentium, but your fragile human mind can't take it and breaks down leaving you in a state of vegetation, drooling and giggling at some unknown memory or delusions.

I wish it didn't take so long for EI to evolve.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted! but now there not so much fun and you get bored of them quicker, meaning you end up spending a small fortune keeping your avi in fasion! Soon all the gaia cash youve been buying puts you in the red and you face further bank charges!! enjoy your pixelated goodies!!

I wish I could get out of bed in time for work  

[Azred Crimlean]

Granted you are struck with paranoid sleeping, you wake 17 times a night thinking its time to get, by the time it is time to get up you are exhausted, but you are punctual!

I wish I was a ninja, and couldn't die.  

[BlackCatt73]

Ah, wish granted, but you suffer from alzheimers and cannot remember where you left your gi

I wish I had a baby dragon  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted, but every three months he comes in to season and thinking your his mummy scalds you with flame


I wish I had the key to the crown jewls cabinate  

[BlackCatt73]

Granted, but you get caught and have to wash the the palace with a toothbrush!

I wish I had unlimited Gaia cash!  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted, but your account is raided and your password changed as an ientity theif steels and compleatly ruins your avi.

I wish I could win every bet I placed  

[FallenSammy]

Granted but you get banned from all betting shops and online bets because they think you are cheatin

I wish tha it would snow properly  

[BlackCatt73]

Granted, but then the government wants their cut or you go to jail razz

I wish I could have my avi's items be real  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted, but being a dark elf you are abducted by the FBI and disected for experimental purposes


I wish i had a clone to go to work for me  

[FallenSammy]

Granted but slowly your clone starts to think for itself and decides it doesnt just wanna do your dirty work for you and starts to take over all the fun bits of your life too

i wish i wasnt always so tired  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted. Your alertness now bounds to new levels. So much in fact that your concionsness reaches a stage never before met by man kind!! soon you start to become aware of things you never knew existed before. like the ghosts all around us all the time!!!!!!!!
soon they are all you can see as they swarm to you in droves, telling you there secrets.
unfortunetly the rest of the worled thinks your insane and you get institutionalised! Enjoy your medication!!!


I wish I had a fresh ham salad delivered to me in the next 5 mins  

[Nei1]

Granted, however they don't have your favorite dressing and you are forced to send it away.

I wish I would win something in my life.  

[Lil Brat]

Granted - you win the big prize but everyone you know says you owe them and they take it all away...

I wish I could sleep better at night ~ stupid insomnia...  

[Azred Crimlean]

Granted you sleep better at night, but not by much, you're still tired but now you can say, "Well at least I got 8 minutes last night as opposed to the 2 I used to get."

I wish we could all live in a land where Awalla walla bing bang meant something like in that movie.