Destroy a Wish Foundation

[LOL shutterBUG]

Granted; but your family moves to another country while you're asleep.

I wish it was time to move back into school.  

[Athigail]

Granted, but you're never allowed to leave your room ever.

I wish I didn't have twenty mosquito bites.  

[Klempky]

Granted; now you have one but the mosquito had West Nile.

I wish more people seeded torrents.  

[breedney]

Granted, but every torrent has a virus you can't erase.

I wish Jean would get here already.  

[Athigail]

Granted, she parks her car across the street, as she's crossing she gets hit by a bus.

I wish I would get more damn commissions.  

[breedney]

lol impossible athena!

Granted, they all hate them.

I wish I had size 8 feet. :[  

[LOL shutterBUG]

Granted, but it's a size eight in men's.

I wish this coffee didn't taste weird.  

[Athigail]

Granted, the reason why the coffee tasted weird was because some one peed in it. you know enjoy the taste of pee.

I wish my boobs would get smaller.  

[Diuy]

Granted, but you'll never be able to cover them.

I wish I could eat and eat and eat without gaining weight nor disease.  

[LOL shutterBUG]

Granted, but you're only able to eat dog food and garbage.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.  

[Undecidability]

Granted, but now you're in the middle of a blizzard.

I wish I had a job right now.  

[Klempky]

Granted, but now you're a prostitute (not that this is any different from how you are anyway ;D).

I wish I had some bacon right now.  

[LOL shutterBUG]

Granted, but it's plastic bacon.

I wish there were more lesbians in my town (that were attractive, single, and attracted to me.)  

[Undecidability]

Granted, but they're all going to die in a week.

I wish I could move into my own apartment.  

[Athigail]

Granted, but you're family moves in with you.

I wish I didn't have a bruise in a terrible place.