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 Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:23 am
Granted; but your family moves to another country while you're asleep.
I wish it was time to move back into school.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:07 pm
Granted, but you're never allowed to leave your room ever.
I wish I didn't have twenty mosquito bites.
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:37 pm
Granted; now you have one but the mosquito had West Nile.
I wish more people seeded torrents.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:52 am
Granted, but every torrent has a virus you can't erase.
I wish Jean would get here already.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:31 pm
Granted, she parks her car across the street, as she's crossing she gets hit by a bus.
I wish I would get more damn commissions.
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:19 pm
lol impossible athena!
Granted, they all hate them.
I wish I had size 8 feet. :[
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:39 am
Granted, but it's a size eight in men's.
I wish this coffee didn't taste weird.
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:57 pm
Granted, the reason why the coffee tasted weird was because some one peed in it. you know enjoy the taste of pee.
I wish my boobs would get smaller.
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:14 pm
Granted, but you'll never be able to cover them.
I wish I could eat and eat and eat without gaining weight nor disease.
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:02 am
Granted, but you're only able to eat dog food and garbage.
I wish it wasn't so hot outside.
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:26 am
Granted, but now you're in the middle of a blizzard.
I wish I had a job right now.
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:46 pm
Granted, but now you're a prostitute (not that this is any different from how you are anyway ;D).
I wish I had some bacon right now.
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:05 pm
Granted, but it's plastic bacon.
I wish there were more lesbians in my town (that were attractive, single, and attracted to me.)
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:24 pm
Granted, but they're all going to die in a week.
I wish I could move into my own apartment.
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:25 pm
Granted, but you're family moves in with you.
I wish I didn't have a bruise in a terrible place.
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