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[shadow_dragon_13]

A tree? What tree?







[[good night]]  

[Nei1]

A magical tree.  

[Stargazer Lily]

Funny, even after all that, the thread lives razz  

[Nei1]

The Tree of Hope  

[Psyzapp]

Arrives in thread with a team of 8 clydesdale horses who just happen to be evil. Takes 4 horses and ties one end of thread to them. Takes the other 4 horses and ties the opposite end of the thread to them. Stands in the middle of the scene, but off to the side as to stay out of the way of the action, takes her whip and cracks it loudly into the air. Both sets of horses rear up and take off ripping the thread in half. So spooked are the evil horses that they speed off back to hell taking the pieces of thread with them. twisted  

[Suede_Shoes]

*pokes thread with a stick* Is it dead, yet?  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Nope, just in hell again.  

[Nei1]

Nei sends in the four Gunmen of the Apocalypse to lay waste to this thread.  

[Wretched Soul]

Interesting thread. Hears a whistling noise and looks up.
Shweeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Silence, then sound of crickets KA-BOOM Anvil thwacks the next poster in the head

Damn, Psyzapp, haven't you learned anything from my Cousin Wile E? Don't buy anything from ACME.  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Thud, a tiny anvil hits him in the head. "What the hell was that?" Shadow materiallizes a book shelf and pushes it on to the thread, crushing the thread with an entire collection of encyclopeias. He then lights a match and drops it on the pile.


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Letters scatter all over the place.  

[KommandoKat]

Use My Mantis Ring to Cut Wildly at Thread.. While Using SolarRay Ring creating Shreads Of Nothing leading to this Thread..ZOMGWTF  

[Suede_Shoes]

Kicks thread in the shin. . .

. . .wherever that may be.

 

[BuNnyHat3R]

sooo...is the thread dead yet?  

[Lil Brat]

It is the thread that will not die,
Yes we keep posting here to try,
Some geezers started killing it,
Not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue stabbing it,
Forever just because...
It is the thread that will not die...

Hoh5h!t - I think I just saw Lambchop... twisted  

[bandaidd]

rofl

simply awesome. kudos to all of you!