Divorced Above Because...

[Ryzan Vixtul]

What does he think of me? redface  

[wiccan j]

Ryzan Vixtul

What does he think of me? redface

LOL! You were there too? So does this mean that Psyzapp was cheating on me with you? gonk  

[Ryzan Vixtul]

Gi ussta, nau. sweatdrop She just wanted to introduce me to some good looking males redface

Divorced wiccan j because I was just using her to hide my sexual preference and I realized that was not fair to her. sad F'sarn taudl.  

[wiccan j]

gonk I HAVE BEEN USED FOR MY FAME AND MONEY AND NOW THIS??

Divorced Ryzan for not taking me shopping!!  

[Psyzapp]

eek I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM HEARING THIS!! gonk *grabs Wiccanj's favorite precious moments figurine out of her curio cabinet and throws it against the wall. It crashes into a billion pieces.* twisted AFTER ALL I HAVE DONE FOR YOU! DO YOU THINK IT WAS EASY TO GET YOU BAILED OUT OF JAIL IN BRAZIL AND BACK TO THE U.S. IN TIME TO MAKE YOUR INTERVIEW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN…DO YOU! scream I HAD TO PULL POLITICAL STRINGS I DIDN'T EVEN THINK I HAD! YOU WOULD HAVE ROTTED IN JAIL HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR ME! I'VE PREFORMED MIRACLES FOR YOU…THAT'S RIGHT…MIRACLES! YOU'D STILL BE WORKING THAT DEAD END WAITRESS JOB IN SAN ANTONIO IF I HADN'T TAKEN YOU UNDER MY WING YOU WRETCHED HAG! twisted  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-divorces Psyzapp for not doing something about her bloody wing-  

[wiccan j]

Divorces Showa for trying to secretly film us while in compromising positions!!!!!!!!!!! rofl

:scReam: AND AS FOR YOU DESPERATE PSYZAPP, ALL SECRETS COME OUT NOW!!!! YES, I WENT TO JAIL IN BRAZIL, BUT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU STASHED YOUR DRUGS IN MY SUITCASE!! YOU HAD TO WORK EXTRA HARD TO GET ME OUT IN TIME BECAUSE OF THE GUILT YOU FELT! THE POLITICAL CONNECTION YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD WAS MY UNCLE!!! *holds mirror to your face* scream WHO IS THE WRETCHED HAG NOW!! BY THE WAY, MY FIGURINES ARE COMING OUT OF YOUR LAST PRECIOUS PAYCHECK!!! twisted  

[lady ayami chan]

divorces Wiccan for all the wing repairs I've needed to pay for.. and you never help even though you are the problem! scream
This just isn't working stare  

[wiccan j]

scream YOU ARE RIGHT LADY!! I AM THE PROBLEM, gonk BUT IS IT MY FAULT THAT YOU WANT TO BE NEXT TO ME ALL THE TIME!! DIVORCES YOU FOR BEING TOO CLINGY talk2hand  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

Divorces Wiccan J because she made me sing THAT SONG! gonk  

[wiccan j]

Awww, but you sang it so well. I really believed in you!! Divorces Dougherty for not having faith in me crying  

[Nei1]

Divorces wiccan j for having a voice that sounds like rusty chainsaw.  

[wiccan j]

Divorces Nei because I can't look into her eyes eek What happened to your eyes?? gonk  

[Nei1]

Divorces wiccan j since she doesn't know items here on Gaia.  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Divorced Nei1 because she's always crying, which always makes me cry! It just isn't fair! crying