Why I Killed You

[girl dinner]

Killed as an apology. X3

 

[Cerebral Perception]

Because you're in the way!! scream I'll kill you Ember!!!  

[Ember Terran]

Not if I kill you first Jaxcam!
*Kills in self defence*  

[Cerebral Perception]

I killed brutally murdered you for calling me an adorable panzy!!  

[Ember Terran]

Because if it got out that I let a pansy, even an adorable one, kill me without retribution my reputation would be ruined  

[Cerebral Perception]

Because you use a crossbow! Long range weapons are for cowards!  

[Ember Terran]

Because you carry a ninja sword and dress like a school girl; seriously WTF?  

[Cerebral Perception]

I killed you because you don't read enough manga, or watch enough anime!  

[Ember Terran]

I killed you because it's still pretty silly
Patwang!  

[Cerebral Perception]

I killed you because you shot at me, coward!  

[Ember Terran]

I killed you because if I shot at you; you'd be dead/mortally wounded xd  

[Cerebral Perception]

Killed because I'm invincible.  

[Ember Terran]

Killed by the Banhammer for hacking  

[Cerebral Perception]

Killed because I'm not a hacker yet  

[Ember Terran]

Killed for wearing a summer uniform in winter