Why Did You marry the person above you?

[Hachimitsu bea]

The cutest naked baby picture evar!

 

[Ayame-Yuura]

the cutest body ever-- made me go against my instincts and marry a lady  

[Chaton Atomique]

She makes the cutest noises when you nibble on her pretty little....  

[Ayame-Yuura]

She does girls better than boys do girls so I can't help but make those cute sounds  

[Pure 3picness]

... she made cute sounds?  

[floating_shoppinglist]

his penguin is good in bed dramallama  

[Princess Zelda21]

Um, she liked going to expensive restaraunts for dinner.  

[Asra Karimi]

Shes stronger then the devil  

[Princess Zelda21]

He's a really good medic.  

[Asra Karimi]

She can kill someone with just a stare  

[Princess Zelda21]

He likes to teach the basics of first aid.  

[Niko Narshe]

She said we would go to a hot spring together  

[Asra Karimi]

^has a hammer  

[mich22]

He seemed less prone to kill you compared to the other guys i've dated.  

[Alternate_Alice1290]

I ditched her but took thee dude