If you lived (passionately) with the person above you..

[Zera Stardust]

Zera Stardust

I'm borde. Wanna play strip scrabble?

jaxcam

OwO Sure.

I've actually never played scrabble before. So I keep losing. redface  

[Cerebral Perception]

Zera Stardust

Zera Stardust

I'm borde. Wanna play strip scrabble?

jaxcam

OwO Sure.

I've actually never played scrabble before. So I keep losing. redface

O////O *sets up the game board*  

[Zera Stardust]

jaxcam

Zera Stardust

Zera Stardust

I'm borde. Wanna play strip scrabble?

jaxcam

OwO Sure.

I've actually never played scrabble before. So I keep losing. redface

O////O *sets up the game board*

*[CENSORED]*

(If anyone who reads this post takes offense, it's they're own dirty mind's fault.)  

[Cerebral Perception]

*remembers previous conversation with a friend*

Him: Give me one good reason why you read the dictionary.
Me: Well, if I ever play Strip Scrabble with someone really hot....
[/endmemory]

Take that Jim! I'm playing Strip Scrabble with someone really hot!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

you call her hot?  

[Cerebral Perception]

I call most girls hot. Why do you think I nuzzle them all?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

eek  

[Cerebral Perception]

What? You expected a more reasonable explanation for why I nuzzle complete strangers?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

this... this is just too much. ZERA IS NOT HOT!  

[Cerebral Perception]

To you maybe. To me, she's hot.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

oh well. i guess i don't have the same point of view as you.  

[Cerebral Perception]

We don't have to have the same point of view.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

watevs. i think guys are better.  

[Zera Stardust]

Someone who is not into women does not make a good judge of whitch women are hot.  

[Cerebral Perception]

And that's why in women's magazines, the supposedly hottest girls are almost just skin and bones. Get a guy or lesbian working there, they'll tell you the real Hot 100.