Corrupt A Wish

[Tcat Ninja]

You become famous . . . for shooting Obama IN THE FACE! (and then get thrown in jail for 55 years, which after they find out you were innocent and it was your mom who did it)

I wish i waz a ninja  

[Usa-Chan94]

ducky on your head pokes your eye out and you die form rabies (carried by the duck of course)

i wish i could live a fairy tale life  

[JamSiee_Boy-]

You lose your glass shoe you bought for a mint. It fel off your shoe into the sewers. Guess your fairytale wasn't really a fairytale. That sucks.


I wish that..
I could walk 500 MILES AN HOUR.  

[Official Sora of KH]

you fall in the sewer while walking and die

i wish that the next person`s post is automatically corrupted mwahaha!  

[JamSiee_Boy-]

*inserts Mudkip* Win.

I wish that you could teleport anywhere you want at any time.  

[DeletedUsername]

i can, you can't. heart


i wish airplanes (the song) was never made  

[Official Sora of KH]

An mp3 player that had that song gets stuck in your ear and it plays that song maximum volume and you go deaf

I wish that i had a pet dragon  

[JamSiee_Boy-]

Your pet dragon eats you.

I wish that your spooooon iisss toooo biiiiiig.  

[Official Sora of KH]

You choke on spoon

i wish that i had infinite gaia gold and gaia cash  

[JamSiee_Boy-]

You get baned for suspection of botting and scamming.

I wish for a hillside mansion o Ao.  

[Official Sora of KH]

the mansion falls off the hillside in an avalanche with you in it

i wish that i couldnt die  

[JamSiee_Boy-]

You get eaten by a evil rabbit named Leroy Jenkins cool

I wish I had amazing super powers and was a hero.  

[Usa-Chan94]

amazing evil super villain don't like you, so he kills you

i wish that i had a life-time pass to disneyland  

[c h i m a e i]

You are stuffed into one of their furry character costumes and you bake alive in the heat.

I wish I was prettier.  

[Im_Bull3t_Proof]

You get so pretty in fact your throat starts growing fat and the hole thingy that lets you breath is covered and you die.


I wish that I had a Mp3 player.