Vending machine

[Tau_2]

You get a lawsuite, and its not looking to be in your favor.

*inserts an Altirain Dollar*  

[G u a r d i a n]

You get a notice that tells you it only works with U.S. currency.

*inserts a coin*  

[Animekitty47]

You get a notice to take a better look at your coins, that was Canadian.

*inserts coin*  

[G u a r d i a n]

A cute and furry teddy bear comes out with a cola. @_@

*inserts a coin*  

[Tau_2]

You get a dog thats not real friendly with cats.

*inserts a nickel*  

[Anime Duncan]

Since this was a 25 cent machine, you get 1/5 of a pony ...
confused

*insert's correct change*  

[PizzaBoy220]

You get a turkey leg that can be used to play hockey.

*inserts coin*  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

You get a model spaceship.

*inserts coin*  

[Animekitty47]

You get a sewing kit and some material to fix your dress with.

*inserts coin*  

[Tau_2]

You get your Canadian coin back, I'm sorry but U.S.A. vending machines don't take coins form out of country. Hey, the machine is racist.

*inserts a coin*  

[Anime Duncan]

You get a box of Flutie Flakes! On the front is a picture of the Bufalo Bills ex-football player, Doug Flutie!

*insert coin*  

[Tau_2]

You get a cup of coffee.

*inserts a coin*  

[Animekitty47]

You get a ninja emote mask.

*inserts quarter*  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

You get a notice:
"How many feaking times must we say, U.S. CURRENCY ONLY!!!"
Then you get 25 Canadian Pennies thrown at you.

*incerts college fund*  

[MeepB74]

*inserts coin*

and gets a nuclear war head