Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[Keyblade Ninja]

Sora: *sings a song by switchfoot* when i look at the staaars... The staars.. i feel like my self.. yeah! when i look at the staaars --
roxas: it means you just got pwn'd.


sora: aww dammit. there's no more sea salt ice cream...
roxas: hey sora.. lookin for ice cream? sorry i ate the last one sweatdrop
sora: .... idea !!! *kisses roxas*
roxas: ugh! what the *bleep* was that for?? *wipes sora germs away*
sora: eww you taste like barbeque not sea salt ice cream

sora: hey roxas, yo momma
roxas: basically, i'm kinda like your twin brother, and you came from your mom.. so in a way, you'd be like insulting yourself or your mom
sora:...
roxas:...
sora:...
roxas:...
sora:..WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MAH MOMMA???  

[beehive130]

Axel did not die: he went on a vacation.
The story
Axel: ******** ******** ******** ******** ********!!!! *dives behind a bush*Kairi: its so good to have you boys home agian
Riku: Yeah. maybe.
Sora: *playing in the sand* WHOOOP EEE!!
Kairi: and no evil spikey red heads are kidnapping me
Sora: you mean Axel?
Axel: exclaim they're talking about me. *peeks throught bush*
Riku: Axel? whozzat? nevermind, I don't care. he kidnapped Kairi and must Die.
Axel: oh s**t
Sora: he's not evil.
Axel: that's right Roxas! defend your buddy!
Riku: I DON'T CARE
Sora: HE SAVED MY a**.
Axel: *starts thinking about Roxas*
Kairi: HE KIDNAPPED ME.
Riku: HE'S A NOBODY, EVIL.
Sora: and that makes roxas-
Axel: *leaps out o fthe bushes and tackles sora* ROXAS!!! SORA!!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED!!!! xd
Riku: AXEL!!!!
Kairi: EEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
Sora: GAH!!!! IVE BEEN ATTACKED!!
Axel: attacked?
Riku: *pulls out keyblade* DIEEE!!! *lunges*
Axel: I didn't attack y- AHHHHHH!!!!! *runs away*
Kairi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
Axel: ******** style="color: blue">Sora: Axel wait!
Riku: DIEEEE!!!! *battle cry*
Three hours later
Riku: SOOORRRAAAA!!! *whines- is hanging upside down*Sora: no
Axel: *talking to kairi* so you see- I just wanted to see Roxas agian! can yu forgive me? (despite the fact I can't relly feel sorry?)Kairi: Ill think about it
Sora: aw come on Kairi!
Axel: I understand Ill go play on hawaii then. I heard Lilo and stitch need a beachball player
Sora: all right here *tosses keys* take my car
Kairi: You have a car?
Riku: since when?
sora: its not really a car:
Axel *clicks a button, bleep bleep noise* oooohhhh *looks up* HOLY MANSEX.
Sora: yeah.
-its a gummi ship-
Axel: see ya! Be sure to visit sometimes!  

[Ac33s]

Ac33s

Roxas looks at him self in a mirror imatation axel by swinging his weapons ares around.
Roxas in a high picked voice:"Look at me i'm going to stab you with my star thingy and burn you too."
Then he rubs his butt on the mirror and goes:"I'm so hot i want to rape you so hard you catch fire and die."Then he starts striping singing"I'm too sexy for my shirt."
As axle walks by.

5 minutes later axle is sitting with the rest pf the organization watching him strip and touch him self saying that he axle and hot. And axle is sitting up front drooling.

(continued)

someone in the back of the crowd watching Roxas is eating popcorn loudly.
Axle:shut up i can hear Roxas sing.
Person eating popcorn:Never
Axle punches the guy and then it turns into a free for all brawl and then the battle gets so loud Roxas hears and gets dressed to watch.
Roxas: Kick their a** axle. *whisper*your so hot
Axle:"I know now give me my weapons back." He says as he punches some dude in the face
Roxas blushes and joins the fight but first take off his pants for some odd reason  

[The Legendary Thief Youko]

Zexion: OMG Demyx I love you! Let's kiss and makeout and have hot sex on the dancefloor! :]  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Zexion: Okay. *cocks the gun* Let's fight!!

(We all know how much Zexion doesn't want to get his hands dirty.)  

[kibascheza]

blackXrouge

Zexion: OMG Demyx I love you! Let's kiss and makeout and have hot sex on the dancefloor! :]

O_o whoa there, take that to a hotel  

[Kixcerd]

KH I
Kairi give Sora her lucky charm
Kairi: It's my lucky charm be sure to give it back to me
Sora: I go around the worlds and nearly died for this s**t?

 

[LightPinkAngel]

Kixcerd

KH I
Kairi give Sora her lucky charm
Kairi: It's my lucky charm be sure to give it back to me
Sora: I go around the worlds and nearly died for this s**t?

Haha xd Kairi deserves that  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Axel: Where in the world is carmen san diego?
Sora: the ***k should i know.  

[anime__cosmos]

Jisen Meizuki

You can even make a dialogue too. Like this:

*Zexion is giving instructions to Marluxia and Demyx*
Xigbar: *comes up behind Zexion* Hey, Zexion.
Zexion: stare What is it, Number Two?
Xigbar: You know you have the ability to sense people's presence by their scents, right?
Zexion: Yes.......
Xigbar: Well, I wanna know what I smell like.
Zexion: stare You're kidding, right?
Xigbar: Nope, I'm serious. So what do I smell like?
Zexion: Gunpowder.
Marluxia: Well, what about me?
Zexion: Flowers.
Demyx: Or me?
Zexion: Ocean.
Xigbar: Well, what about Axel?
Zexion: Smoke and charcoal.
Marluxia: Or what about Lexeaus?
Zexion: Mud.
Demyx: Or Xaldin?
Zexion: Air freshener.
Xigbar: *raises his left arm* Well, what about my armpit? What does it smell like?
Zexion: O.o
Marluxia: *goes up to Zexion's face* Or my breath?
Zexion: stressed
Demyx: *stick his tuss in the air* Or even my a-
Zexion: scream ENOUGH!!!
Xigbar, Marluxia, and Demyx: eek
Zexion: scream I had it! I have enough of your nonsense! Just because I have the ability to sense people's presence through scent, doesn't mean I'm your bloody bloodhound!!! ..................
Everyone:.......................
Xigbar: So, what does "Mansex's" scent smell?
Zexion: stare Do you really want to know?

pirate rofl domokun pirate rofl domokun  

[anime__cosmos]

Kixcerd

KH I
Kairi give Sora her lucky charm
Kairi: It's my lucky charm be sure to give it back to me
Sora: I go around the worlds and nearly died for this s**t?

lol, so you noticed that too?  

[minaflower71]

Kuharai

After Xemnas is destroyed, all of the Org members ((minus Roxas)) are reunited in the afterlife.


Xaldin: Soo.. now what?
Xemnas: I dunno.
Demyx: HAHAHA! You were killed too.
Xemnas: Shaddup.
Axel: And you mocked -me- for liking the kid. At least he didn't smack me around like a ragdoll.
Xemnas: Axel, don't make me ki-
Axel: We're already dead.
Xemnas: ...

Part 2
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After Sora, Donald and Goofy dies they are together in the afterlife.
Sora:Shouldnt we be in heaven?
Goofy:Garwsh, maybe we killed too many heartless
_____________________________________

Demyx: Hey! isn't that the kid that killed me!
Xemnas:Im gonna kill him. *Gets out his weapon*
Marluxia: *still crying over the fact that there aren't any flowers in the aftelife*
Axel:Get a grip marluxia
All organization members except for Marluxia and Axel:*rushes past chasing after Sora, Goofy and Donald.*

________________________________________________
Donald: Doesnt that guy look familiar sora?
Sora: Oh s***
Goofy:Gawrsh...I think we should start running now.
All trhree:RUN  

[Organization XIII Member]

beehive130

Axel did not die: he went on a vacation.
The story
Axel: ******** ******** ******** ******** ********!!!! *dives behind a bush*Kairi: its so good to have you boys home agian
Riku: Yeah. maybe.
Sora: *playing in the sand* WHOOOP EEE!!
Kairi: and no evil spikey red heads are kidnapping me
Sora: you mean Axel?
Axel: exclaim they're talking about me. *peeks throught bush*
Riku: Axel? whozzat? nevermind, I don't care. he kidnapped Kairi and must Die.
Axel: oh s**t
Sora: he's not evil.
Axel: that's right Roxas! defend your buddy!
Riku: I DON'T CARE
Sora: HE SAVED MY a**.
Axel: *starts thinking about Roxas*
Kairi: HE KIDNAPPED ME.
Riku: HE'S A NOBODY, EVIL.
Sora: and that makes roxas-
Axel: *leaps out o fthe bushes and tackles sora* ROXAS!!! SORA!!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED!!!! xd
Riku: AXEL!!!!
Kairi: EEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
Sora: GAH!!!! IVE BEEN ATTACKED!!
Axel: attacked?
Riku: *pulls out keyblade* DIEEE!!! *lunges*
Axel: I didn't attack y- AHHHHHH!!!!! *runs away*
Kairi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
Axel: ******** style="color: blue">Sora: Axel wait!
Riku: DIEEEE!!!! *battle cry*
Three hours later
Riku: SOOORRRAAAA!!! *whines- is hanging upside down*Sora: no
Axel: *talking to kairi* so you see- I just wanted to see Roxas agian! can yu forgive me? (despite the fact I can't relly feel sorry?)Kairi: Ill think about it
Sora: aw come on Kairi!
Axel: I understand Ill go play on hawaii then. I heard Lilo and stitch need a beachball player
Sora: all right here *tosses keys* take my car
Kairi: You have a car?
Riku: since when?
sora: its not really a car:
Axel *clicks a button, bleep bleep noise* oooohhhh *looks up* HOLY MANSEX.
Sora: yeah.
-its a gummi ship-
Axel: see ya! Be sure to visit sometimes!

rofl rofl rofl  

[Hal B Noire]

The name's Axel....what?.....what? I already said my name, what're looking at me like that for?

((wha?! no "Got it Memorized?"))

 

[Jisen Meizuki]

LOL That was good Halcyon100. LOL xd blaugh rofl