Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[XanXives]

because it want to make the tables with 3 legs mad! and green with envy!!!!!!!

Why does walgreen has that name if they dont have green walls?  

[GoldenFraggle]

Because it's a better store name than Purple Antelope Depot !

Why does Paula Abdul behave so weird on American Idol ?  

[Roland_Jamison]

Because if she didn't, then who would? Simon? I don't think so.

why can't we all just get along?  

[Lucius Belcoeur]

Because we wear clothes.
Why are the whales blue?
 

[GemEncrustedEarth]

because they're sad

why are girls bitchy if you just look in the room real fast?  

[Different...Very.]

Because it messes up their hair.

Why are meatballs round?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

they'd be meat squares otherwise!

why does sticky tack stay sticky?  

[Lucius Belcoeur]

Because it stinks and sucks.

Why are you here?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

i'm rebelling against homework

why does chocolate taste so good?  

[GoldenFraggle]

Because it's been blessed by the Chocolate Angel.

Why do possums come out at night ??  

[bballgirl4ever]

because their blind

y do u talk on the phone?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

telepathy hasn't been developed yet

why do i have a mouth piece (for my baritone) on my desk?  

[Pepper Peck]

You might be thinking of putting that back where it belongs, ya.....


How can I solve the problem of my cat refusing to eat sardines ?  

[Different...Very.]

Give it pickles. Works every time. 3nodding

What should I do with all my gold? (a stupid answer, now)

 

[Lucius Belcoeur]

Throw it in a river.

Why people ask questions?