corrupt a wish

[Brutis]

Granted, but now you're just a story told to children.

I wish I wish a had a fish, a fish with lips as big as this! O3O  

[brolydbz54]

Brutis

Granted, but now you're just a story told to children.

I wish I wish a had a fish, a fish with lips as big as this! O3O

granted but it completely devored you.

i wish i had a laser that could never go wrong in any way possible  

[Brutis]

Granted, but now YOU go wrong in every way, shape and form.

I wish people didn't wish.  

[XanXives]

Granted......but all ppl wished the same thing so all of the wishes for no wishes cancelled each other

I wish i had a katana...  

[Mr Sternums]

Granted! But it ened up in my house in a box with my name on it.

I wish my computer wasn't messed up.  

[Different...Very.]

Granted. I've reset it, taken everything off in case that's what's slowing it down or corrupting it. Oh-- there wasn't any important information or expensive programs on it, was there?


I wish I could type faster  

[Mr Sternums]

Granted... but you typed so fast your hands burned off... literaly.

I wish I could immitate every voice in history.  

[Aristaline]

Granted.... but now you cant stop talking, and you cant use your own voice anymore....

I wish my life was more interesting....  

[Mr Sternums]

Granted... but now everyone else wants to copy what you do and no one can tell who is who anymore.
Even you.

I wish nothing could go wrong with this wish.  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Granted, and nothing happens.

I wish I could read people's minds.  

[Mr Sternums]

Granted... but you read everyone's mind at the same time.
That gets annoying.

I wish I had a book I can sit down and relax to.  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Granted but you get a paper cut

I wish I had three uncorryuptable wishes (again).  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted. You waste them all.

I wish I had a bishie to cuddle with.  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Granted, but he's part cactus

I wish I hadn't wasted my three uncorruptables.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but now that wish is wasted, too.

I wish I had the seventh Harry Potter book already!