ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[maskedbone]

X r a n d o m w o r d X

Teh magical baby-making fairy takes DNA from the people who want the baby. And then she scans the DNA into a magical baby-making computer and the computer generates a baby and prints it out in 3-D.
The magical baby-making fairy then gives the baby to the stork and the stork delivers the baby to the parents. xDD

Why did the bunny throw the chocolate pie and ruin Thanksgiving?

because they bunny was playing a poker game with the turkey and won but the turkey never paid the bunny his due. scream


why did the chicken cross Roadisland?  

[Splenda the Queen]

Because on the other side was a happy land of apple juice, his favorite drink.

Why did the boy color a piece of paper pink?  

[0o-Slash-o0]

Because he was gay and needed a friend.

Why do i look like a rebel?  

[Balliamo]

because you want people to look to you no matter which way razz

why can't it rain money xd  

[Crinoline Lady]

Because then rich people would tax the clouds and take all the money for themselves.

Why does nothing ryhme with "orange"?  

[0o-Slash-o0]

Because a norange came along

Why is a angelic sash cheap?  

[Bubblegum Electric]

It isn't.

Why is Bubblegum up at 4:47 AM, not on skype, doing nothing...and feeling very lonely indeed?  

[0o-Slash-o0]

Because i said so.

[Its about 2 hours past my bedtime, mums gonna be pissed.]  

[0o-Slash-o0]

Why is the world spheric?  

[Crinoline Lady]

Because god was afraid that if he made it a cube the people would fall off.

Do vegetarians really eat the rain forest?  

[0o-Slash-o0]

When their hungry.

If you bred a dinosaur with bill gates what do you get?  

[[DarkRaven579]]

A mini-dinosaur will Bill Gates' head. domokun

Why do computers exist?

 

[Aoi-Tsuki_Yuki]

...because without them people become dead zombies!

why can't men give birth?  

[XxPandaxMuffinxX]

Because God hates women crying

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers??  

[Aoi-Tsuki_Yuki]

...No they get scared cuz it has animal in the name xDD

what's with porn and men?.....