Corrupt a Wish

[wrungxOUTxrainbowz]

Boom! You end up wishing that you wished for something.

Ohburn.

I wish that my dog wouldn't bark all of the time.

EDIT: I wish that my favorite cup wasn't cracked. lol.

 

[Skyva]

Granted, but as soon as you pick it up you drop it and it shatters

I wish for some candy  

[Coquilles]

Granted. But it's candy filled with poison. >:3

I wish that you never had to charge iPods.

 

[The Flabbergasted Felon]

Granted, but they invented new batteries for it and they are only available in japan.

I wish I had a huge house.  

[o_Urban_Samurai_o]

granted but it burns down the next day

i wish i had fangs  

[Ms Rubee Knight]

Granted, but suddenly you become allergic to the sun and go on a four day killing spree during the night, sucking your victims blood until the police finally corner you with garlic and drive a wooden stake through your heart. XP

I wish I had an OMG hat.  

[Zrinn]

Granted, but what's this? AHH! IT ATE YOUR HEAD!

I wish they had kept the head disappearing glitch for the mecha form.

I wish my puppy wasn't evil.  

[Sforzando Poco]

granted, but youor puppy lived to be evil, so it died

i wish i had a time machine  

[Etrelia]

Wish granted but it breaks down and your stuck in time

I wish no one could corrupt my wish mrgreen

 

[Sforzando Poco]

granted, but since nobody can corrupt your wish, youre kicked off gaia for ruining the game

i wish i had a Wii  

[Zrinn]

GRANTED, but did you have any idea that 6 thousand years ago, there was a dinosaur's stomach in that EXACT location? And the time machine ran off to the fabulous fifties without you.
(YOU KILLED MY PUPPY, SO YOU DIE!)
I wish I could read minds.  

[Zrinn]

Granted. And then the cordless remote strangles you.
DARNIT! I was beaten to the punch. D:<
I wish I would win at everything I try.  

[Etrelia]

Wish granted but they find out that you cheated and they put you in jail

I wish I could have a pet monkey

 

[Aoi-Tsuki_Yuki]

....wish granted but then pet monkey got loose and run away

I wish I can make 500k each day on gaia....  

[Zrinn]

Granted, but then you are banned because the mods think you were botting.

I wish my puppy would quit trying to eat me. Gah! Not the nose!