"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Reveur_the_Reveler]

because the pink glands in our skin malfunctioned.

Why are sloths slow?  

[Jessybelldove]

Because they are fast.
Why do fleas jump?  

[Garynook]

Because they believe that they can touch the sky.

Why is my not li or zy?  

[Reveur_the_Reveler]

Because I like carrots.

Why am I insane?  

[Jessybelldove]

Because the certificate I made said so.
Why do people call me insane when my certificate says sane? (I think?)  

[Ritter Mayura]

because they work the other way around ~

What Tony Stark feel when his Ironman costume goes overheat??  

[Jessybelldove]

cold
What do I know about fish?  

[Garynook]

That there is no more room in their hell.

Can we make it through this with a loaded gun and steady hands?  

[Jessybelldove]

There is nothing to get through.
What makes a chicken dance?  

[Garynook]

What doesn't!

Oppose a question with an answer to that what is not questioned?  

[Jessybelldove]

Oppose!!
I am the Jessybelldove?  

[Reveur_the_Reveler]

No, you're late for dinner.

What makes me special?  

[Garynook]

That you aren't.

What makes me a madman?  

[Captain Ninja Panda]

Chuck Norris telling Jesus to.

Why do dogs die when they eat tons of chocolate?  

[Reveur_the_Reveler]

Chocolate is good for them, what are you talking about?

What's my favorite animal?