Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Rainbow cat FACE]

he has something against rainbows.
and a food fetish e.o

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She thinks im a food fetish. Im not i just like using the talking pretzel,i had the idea since i was as kid. She hates Childhood  

[Rainbow cat FACE]

he assumes that i hate childhood D<  

[Max Noble]

She keeps on barfing rainbows in my cereal.  

[Rainbow cat FACE]

he keeps leaving his cereals where i barf.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she's always leaving a mess everywhere she goes  

[Sire Jaculate]

She has explosive shoes o-o

and for some reason, I believe she's been doing something with Larry 'The Sledge' Rosen o-o he broke my hand DX  

[Rainbow cat FACE]

he had a habit of carrying around chopped off heads like a nazi war hero.

 

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

her throw up had way to many colors  

[Drexy4ever_Loves_bi_girls]

She complains about barf too much.  

[Max Noble]

I don't know why she has a green diamond floating on top of her head buts its freaking me out.  

[the_hamster]

he's a dude and his color scheme for the entire house, carpet and furniture included, was black and white  

[Rainbow cat FACE]

he hurt my feelings when he found out i had a p***s.

 

[Titaniana]

She didn't tell me she had a p***s earlier. wink  

[BornToPlease]

she didnt tell me she was weird in a good way