The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I don't owe you anything.


You bought bogus weapons for the army.  

[KBiT]

Oh come on, those Nerf weapons were awesome

Ow! You just shot me with one!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Right in the eye! pirate


You thought my torture chair was a toilet. emotion_facepalm  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

In my defense, it was made of solid gold, had a sign that said toilet, and looked very functional.

Your reckless ethics in business caused me to lose several partners  

[Ember Terran]

You should have defined the terms 'aggressive negotiation' and 'hostile takeover' better

You didn't correct me when I bought an assault rifle to a board room meeting  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Because I kinda brought one too... And a grenade launcher...

You blew up the parliament! biggrin  

[Ember Terran]

I felt the election needed to outdo the Olympics

You bit your thumb at me!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

No, I gave you the finger. There's a difference...I think.


You tried to take off my white gloves to slap me with them.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

According to the Gentlemen's Code of honer, you're suppose to do that.

You refused to play Russian Roulette in order to settle a business deal.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're supposed to go first.

You weren't playing Russian Roulette with a flamethrower.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Because you had the wrong kind of flamethrower.

You didn't inform me that it was illegal to walk into the club and kill people who I THINK are vampires.  

[KBiT]

It's not, it's illegal to try and pass yourself off as a badass vampire hunter

You failed to properly resupply me with ammo; it's hard work using this weapon in melee warfare  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Sorry. I was too busy not caring.

You almost stained my perfectly white suit!  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Please explain how that is a crime.

You walked in on me while I was having a civilized ******** discussion with my business associates.  

[Zorc James]

I am sorry for interrupting, I know you are talking to someone, but could you please give me back my lawn mower?

You stole my EYES from me.