Guess what the avatar above you is thinking right now

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Pay no attention to the blobbish thing on my head, that, I think, might be eating my brain.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

This guy had better get away from me before I eat him.  

[Firenzied]

I have a magical book of doomness! DOOM DOOMNESS!  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

I am the Wicked Witch you had better watch out!!!  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Odin the Paladin

This guy had better get away from me before I eat him.

(Haha, somebody finally got it! xD)

*holds book as far away from face as possible, points at it, and loudly screams at it*
I KNEW IT! HIS GIRLFRIEND'S HIM AND SHE'S THE MURDERER SO THAT WOULD MAKE THAT KID THE MURDERER!
...No, wait, I'm confused. Meh. *scratches head*

((Note: This post is based on an IZ murder mystery I read a while back. Don't worry, I didn't quite get the ending either. sweatdrop ))  

[Garynook]

MissHannah

(What are you bickering about?! gonk )
...Where's my tuba?!

(This link will explain all)
First he asks me out on a date then he chains me to floor and starts smooching me, what kind of fetish does he have!?  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Why do I have to wear this stupid kilt. I hate it.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Dammit! That was the wrong spell again!!! AHHHH! Where's the spell to turn my hat back to normal? It is a lot more trouble and a lot less cut than I thought....

(btw sorry to any who don't like bad language...)  

[Skizlersan]

Arr,l I'm a giant pirate! Now, to go seek my beloved Paul Bunion.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Kekeke.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

(rofl that was great skizlersan)

What do you mean I can't wear this on stage? It covers all the important parts....  

[Garynook]

Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!
Arr yarr ahoy and avast
Dig it too deep and dig it too fast  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

*Sings the Doy-Doy song from the Shia LeBeouf episode of SNL. Dear God, I hope I spelled his name right. ^^;*  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

*munch munch munch* After I'm done with this guy the prince is next...I warned him.  

[Skizlersan]

I know more than theese people will ever know... I'm super literate, because I'm always reading