corrupt a wish

[magic_doglover]

granted. you quickly become the archetypal "friend that was killed by the bad guy", causing Rex to go on a murderous vigilante rampage.

i wish that something as interesting as the events of the show Generator Rex would happen in real life.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but the events happen years after you die.

I wish I could fly.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you flew as far as your strength allowed before hitting the ground, when you threw yourself off a building.

i wish i could come up with some more interesting wishes.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but scientist kidnapped you to study your brain.

I wish for my cat Colors safe return without any wounds and alive and well.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

Granted. Ever see Pet Cemetary?

I wish for a Ruger .41 Magnum.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Someone shot you with one.


I wish for a gas mask.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you immediately have to use it in an emergency situation, not knowing that it doesn't work.

i wish that my hair always smelled faintly of vanilla.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Now birds will always attack your head and insects will keep buzzing around it.


I wish I didn't have to do exams.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. the school burns down right before you had to take any more, killing you and everyone else inside.

i wish that i had another sandwich.  

[MiraShio]

Granted. This one's been in the fridge for fifteen weeks.

I wish this thing I'm downloading would hurry up. xD  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It got a virus that made your computer explode.


I wish I was an internet celebrity.  

[MiraShio]

Granted. You are now the darling of trolls and the basis of a meme you want to kill with fire.

I wish for "Whose Line Is it Anyway?" to be brought back on TV.  

[magic_doglover]

@Eternal_PrinceOfFire: granted. your friend videotapes you singing "I'm a Little Teapot" while picking your nose in your sleep, and they post it online, where it becomes a sensation. very glamorous.
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granted. but they don't make bald jokes anymore.

i wish that i knew what i should be doing.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

@ Mira Shio: Granted. But all the members had to be replaced and the new show sucks and had to be canceled once more, giving more disgrace to amazing Drew Carey (Haha, I used to love that show too!)

@ magic_doglover: Granted. You know what you should be doing 10 years from now... making it ten years too late to be useful in the first place.

I wish I had a magic murderous snow cone obedient only to me.  

[MiraShio]

Granted. But it melts in less than two minutes.

I wish this song would leave my head already.