we have NURSES & Cabana BOYS - LOL ~ Geezerville

[Niede]

Looks like it. sweatdrop
-jumps over the counter and starts making some espresso-  

[lady ayami chan]

*ayami smiles*
need some irish for that coffee?
*holds up a 30 year old flask of Irish whiskey.*  

[Maune]

::Maune looks around the bar as he grabs out a big bottle of rum and coke:;  

[Niede]

-sips thee finished espresso-
Acquired taste, I admit, but I enjoy it.  

[psihug]

All right everybody! I'm baaaaaaack!
Oh, I see you all helped yourselves. Well, I can't blame you for that! And here's your double shot of whiskey, Dougherty. Sorry for the misunderstanding. Dougherty? Has anyone seen the cop? Ah. Well, I guess I'll have to make sure it doesn't go to waste then.

*gulps down the double shot, then runs outside screaming*




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! How can you guys drink this stuFF? burning_eyes I'm burning!  

[Gilda Geezer]

Kid needs to learn to start slow and work his way up to the hard stuff wink  

[Kits Rose]

Poor psihug... *turns away and covers mouth* lol  

[Maune]

::Maune walks in after he sees Psihug running around with his mouth on fire as he trys to cover his laugh then gives him a glass of water:;  

[bandaidd]

Psihug! Stop that running right now and get over here for your physical exam. What's that on your arm?

*grabs arm and places a TB test before psihug knows what hit him*

There! Now the worst part's over. Let's go.  

[Maune]

::Maune watches this and starts to laugh under his breath::  

[psihug]

OW! What did you do that for? eek Come and see the violence inherent in the system. HELP HELP! I'm being repressed! Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see her repressing me? You saw her, Didn't you?

*keeps fussing while being dragged into the office of dooooom*  

[Maune]

Sorry Psihug but I don't disobey orders so I can not help you  

[bandaidd]

That's right, Maune. Now hushup, child and GROW UP! Fill out these papers and strip down to your shorts. Push the huge red button when you are ready. Really, it isn't gonna kill you. sheesh.

*bandaidd leaves the room and bolts the door shut, then goes to look for some help*  

[Maune]

Never disobey a woman's order that is what I say. :;Maune jumps behind the bar and looks for a bottle of coke and rum::  

[psihug]

psihug hears the lock click and rushes to the door. He tries unsuccessfully to open it, then goes berserk trying to force it open and screaming at the top of his lungs.

LET ME OUT! YOU CAN't DO THIS TO MEEEEEEE!

he runs to the window and it won't open either. He looks for something, anything and finds a stool which he throws at the window, shattering it. psihug wraps exam table paper around his hand and knocks out all of the broken glass he can, then hangs out the window, looking dizzily down at the street.

HELP, HELP! I'M BEING HELP PRISONER BY A HORRIBLE, UGLY WITCH WHO WANTS TO TORTURE ME AND THEN SELL ME INTO SLAVERY!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP!! POLICE! FIRE! HELP!!!