Why did you divorce the person above you?

[larxene 12]

We broke up before we even met  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she was always in her bedtime robe  

[beccamon]

People thought she was more attractive than me.  

[Rainbow cat FACE]

i had a seizure when i looked at her.

 

[the_hamster]

she drove a teacup everywhere  

[wildblackfire]

he was always so blue. blaugh  

[Max Noble]

Your a hot elf...but my moms doesn't like elfs.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he was too deadly  

[Hachimitsu bea]

Shes my Sister
&
I Dont work that way ;D

 

[Tambergal]

she aspired to be the tooth fairy  

[larxene 12]

Her wolf tried to keep eating me D:  

[Tambergal]

their box smelled of wolf food >.<  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she made me put a bag over my head everytime we did it....lol  

[Tambergal]

changed their gender too much.... >.>  

[Sexual Force]

She ate my last poptart.