The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

No I didn't. They burned out when you were set on fire.

You set Zorc on fire.  

[KBiT]

It's a mini gun, not a flame thrower
And no, it does not use incendiary or elemental ammunition.

You stole the nukes! Where are they?  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I don't know sir! I was drunk!

You stole my second PS2 controller!  

[Zorc James]

I am sorry, they were the reason I died.

Why did you kill a zombie that was a legal citizen?!  

[KBiT]

Legal citizen of hell more like it, I was just deporting your sorry a**.

You consorted with the arch enemy of all other living things in the universe  

[Ember Terran]

Which one?

You're not making any sense!  

[Minnta Aloripma]

SenseneverI!

You sunk my battle ship!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

It shot at me.

You wouldn't engage in a giant battle with me.  

[Ember Terran]

Kind of... in the middle... of something here...

You won't stop bombarding me with an orbital laser  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I have that? Sweet.

You gave me the wrong directions on where to land. Now look what happened!  

[Nine1122]

No, I gave you the correct directions on where to land, it just wasn't where you wanted to.

You stole the crystal skull!  

[Asterodea]

I was borrowing it for a small ritual emotion_awesome

You burned my magic book!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I was smoking a cigar and you shoved it in my face. It's not my fault.

You tried to serve me cheap champagne.  

[KBiT]

We only serve soda here bro...ny emotion_awesome

You resisted arrest!  

[Ariemea]

Well, if I were to be arrested, who else would bury the bodies?

You tried to get me drunk and rob me!