corrupt a wish

[magic_doglover]

granted. it enters everyone else's at 10X volume and drives them murderously insane.

i wish my homework would magically complete itself in such a way that it would be graded greatly.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You get such good marks that you're sent off to college and you flunk out, resulting in you living the rest of your life as a bum on the street.



I wish to be enlightened.  

[MiraShio]

Granted. You Go Mad From The Revelation.

I wish I had gold spray paint.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you inhale it and die.

i wish i had had a better dinner, tonight.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You don't eat for the rest of the week.



I wish I could shed 50 lbs.  

[MiraShio]

Granted. You gain back twice as much in no time.

I wish for Spongebob Squarepants to release new episodes of Season 2 and 3 quality.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. They wind up like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1ar8R3gKgM


I wish to come up with my own religion.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. but you are its only follower.

i wish that i could non-offensively weird anyone out at will.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. They all think you're weird and turn you into an outcast and get you ostracized.

I wish I had a super-army obedient only to me and all have a lifespan of 50 years and won't die until then.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but they age rapidly at 1 year per minute and so in less than an hour they're all dead.


I wish I had an army of invincible obedient monkeys that were skilled in weaponry and never turned on me.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You die of illness two days after making having an army futile.

I wish I found out who poked my eyes out  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It was me and I stabbed you to death so you couldn't tell anyone.


I wish I had a secret cell where I could kill people and no one would ever find out.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you go mad and kill yourself in there, too, with nobody ever finding out.

i wish that i had a bucket of delicious cookies that never emptied.  

[Mad Haru]

Granted, but you get diabetes.

I wish I had a sandwich.  

[LizzieTheRose]

Granted. The sandwich had snakes in it that bit you. XD

I wish I had good internet.