"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Ritter Mayura]

y'd better not know or hear ~

Why did my lappy haveta fly off the windshield (along with my car's APEXi settings in it) when I hit the tree at the side of the mountain????!!!! crying  

[Auroura-lamia]

Because ashhole ex boyfriends around the world and the jerks down at Vonage wished on a genie that it would


Why is the rum gone (litterally)?  

[kitsune_angie]

Because aliens came and took them away

Why must you wear shoes when you're out playin sports?

 

[Reveur_the_Reveler]

The cake said to.

Why is that a completely ridiculous answer?  

[Scarlet Monroe]

Because the Llama's ate it, puked it up, ate it again and then defecated it all out on your neighbors lawn and that's what it spelled out.



~Why are there Llama's on her Neighbor's lawn anyway?~  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because it was raining and needed shelter

Why is it raining?  

[Reveur_the_Reveler]

The chickens in the sky said so.

What is rain?  

[lucky_wish]

Thunder and lightning combined with clouds.

Is rain poisonous?

 

[Reveur_the_Reveler]

Yes. It is deadly. Death upon contact.

Are knives sharp?  

[VPWK]

Only if you believe in them.

Why isn't the carrot called orange and the orange called carrot?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because apples are red and cherries are black!

Why do people buy tablets?  

[lucky_wish]

Pencils are overrated.

How many buttons do calculators have?

 

[Reveur_the_Reveler]

Kitty!

Why does the truth hurt?  

[Secret Kirari]

Because lies are dancing.

Why is Edo so sexy?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because they wear an elegant veil.


Why are you questing an elegant veil?