Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she thought I was too hawt  

[the_hamster]

her face terrified me  

[Levud]

I became sober again....  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

couldnt get enough of me..if you know what i mean  

[Tambergal]

not enough room for one more  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

liked my old face to much  

[Rae of Hope]

Her skin was too orange because of a bad spray tan.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

her gaurd kept pokeing me  

[brass_monkey360]

didn't liked to be "poked" ....... xd  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

like animals way to much  

[Rainbow cat FACE]

he was too small.
...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
/bad pun ._.

 

[Max Noble]

She has a scary doll that stares at me at night  

[Hachimitsu bea]

He Ran Away

 

[Rainbow cat FACE]

she loved food more than she loved me  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Rainbow cat FACE

he was too small.
...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
/bad pun ._.

she thought I was a he eek