corrupt a wish

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but your computer dies.


I wish I had a cool dictator outfit.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. It's so cool you didn't want to wear it for fear of having it dirtied or crumpled.

I wish for death to all who oppose me (I don't mind if you include my family cool )  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You tell yourself you can't stand yourself one day so you die.


I wish I could remember what my wish was.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. woop-de-doo.

i wish that i could swear (sometimes).  

[MiraShio]

Granted. You also spontaneously get a "censor bleep gland" that goes off when you swear.

I wish for bopis. Which none of you probably know about, haha.  

[magic_doglover]

((....that actually sounds AWESOME. so sorry, but you failed to corrupt my wish.))

granted. you made a wish ON-BEHALF-OF it/them, but it didn't come true.

i wish that i could sing with 2 voices at once.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

(bopis? That sound like a beloved Filipino dish. Me, I want sinigang right now!)

Granted. People get angry with the annoying sound you makes and everyone in this guild carrying sharp or dangerous objects start stabbing you to death

I wish to be one of the fabulous killjoys! (My Chemical Romance)  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You're happy, so you have to kill yourself.


I wish for sunshine and happiness.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you subjected the Earth to this fate: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/556312.

((ha, used that page in two different posts.))

i wish that that animation had a better song.  

[Nazara]

granted. but the music file is corrupted and never loads.

i wish i knew what to do with my life sweatdrop  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you now know with absolute certainty that your life's sole purpose is to end.

i wish that i knew if there was an afterlife.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. *kills you*



I wish more people had wishes like that. smile  

[Alfechyld Nox]

Granted: Mass Genocide.

I wish I had a pet dog.

 

[magic_doglover]

granted. you found it in the Pet Semerary. good luck.

i wish that all the colors of the world were inverted.  

[butterfly LaRue]

Granted. Mass road accidents occur with confusion between red and green.

I wish it was summer.