The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

really!? I was going for 10. I told Bob he was doing it wrong!!!

you stole my left shoe!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Only because it was MY left show!

Ye threw me cake over thar!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

That's because I've been sent here to take you out.

You let Boris escape!  

[KBiT]

All I saw was some innocent ship captain being harried by some techno-fool dual-wielding blood-strained swords; now put them down before I put you down sir.

You're under arrest for filing a falsified police report  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

That note in a bottle be years old.

Ye tried to blame me for something I didn't do!  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

but I saw you do it!!!

you tried to shoot me while I was robbing that candy store of all it's skittles and starbursts and reese's peanut butter cups!!!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

That be me treasure, and that be me house!

Ye stole me booty!  

[KBiT]

I have a weakness for big booties wink

You didn't think that was a witty reply!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

It wasn't. You didn't hear me, but I booed at you.

You tried to make a shitty action movie based on me.  

[Ember Terran]

No; I tried to make a good one, it's just the premise *cough*you*cough* was shitty.

You gave my movie a bad review!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Because it stunk and needed a bath!

Ye didn't let me give a bath!  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

Because there was no more soap so all you would be doing is soak in water!

You refused to give me my cookie back as promised!  

[KBiT]

It's evidence in an ongoing investigation; feel free to fill out a property reclamation and remuneration form.

You made me stand out in the rain and a dingy inner-city alley!  

[Gyzvx]

yes I did. Because in that unique light you look like a shady bad a**.

You stole my secret to immortality just as I forgot the recipe! scream  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

It's mine now. finders keepers.

You owe me ten bucks for that one thing I did for you that one time!