Magical Soda Machine

[Psyzapp]

Doesn't get anything (not even a phone call) *kicks machine*

Inserts 5 dollars.  

[Suede_Shoes]

gets 1 dollar. "Stupid machine stole 4 dollars from me!"*starts bashing machine*

inserts fist.  

[Psyzapp]

Gets broken glass.

inserts shard of glass.  

[Suede_Shoes]

gets burglar

inserts crowbar.  

[Psyzapp]

Gets a money wrench

Inserts a bolt  

[Suede_Shoes]

Gets a nut

insert cage  

[Psyzapp]

Gets a lock & key

Puts key in bra and inserts lock  

[Suede_Shoes]

gets a door

inserts hinges  

[Psyzapp]

Gets a treasure chest that squeaks when you open it.

Inserts a piece of Gaia gold.  

[Suede_Shoes]

Gets DJ Headphones I've been looking for.
Dang, lucky.

Inserts stupid cricket that's driving me crazy.  

[killafrog]

get instruction booklet that tells how to play cricket

inserts pitcher  

[KommandoKat]

Gets Pitcher, Of Apple Martinee's

Inserts Juice Box,  

[QuietStorm XII]

Gets a note from the teacher " See me after class " cry

Inserts a forged excuse from parents ninja  

[wiccan j]

Gets the principal's paddle

Inserts sore hiney gonk  

[Nei1]

Gets spanked.
Inserts tears of pain.