Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Tambergal]

idn't like cows  

[Chaton Atomique]

She drank straight from the ranch dressing bottle, leaving none for the children. crying  

[miss-monotony]

Too violent with the whips and what not eek
and she wouldn't let me pet her pet dragon scream  

[Alternate_Alice1290]

her pet almost bit me and she and she let a dog have a wish  

[MaronKuzaka]

She would never leave the bathtub... at first it was kinda cool... emo *missing you*  

[Arekusa]

Her horde of the evil undead tend to mess up the kitchen... A lot.  

[Fig Strudel]

She smoked to darn much.
-.-
 

[Rainbow cat FACE]

she was too happy
*cries in emo corner*

 

[jmaster1324]

too childish.  

[miss-monotony]

Too barbaric gonk
I never did like your bear hugs.. stare  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she was too monotone for me  

[jmaster1324]

likes animals  

[the_hamster]

much too masculine for me  

[jmaster1324]

i like the jews ((nazi thing))  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

too manly for me