Why I Killed You

[Tifa_Rokkuhatot_tifa]

I killed you for making me deaf. emotion_yatta  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I killed you so I could cut your long hair and make immense money selling it to wig makers and such~ xd  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for not sharing your profits. I'm the one that does the killings.  

[lil_lollypop1]

I killed you so I could steal your flame thrower again. ^_^ Holding it makes me fell so dangerous!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

I killed you for being a wannabe badass.  

[lil_lollypop1]

I killed you with the flame thrower. Don't question my BA-ness.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

I killed you just to defy you.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you to prove my authority.  

[lil_lollypop1]

I killed you so that I could borrow your country.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because that's stealing. >: (  

[lil_lollypop1]

I killed you for not appealing to my ideas of socialism, you fascist dictator.
(laugh if you get the joke)  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I killed you for thinking you could rule the empire by yourself cause you stole Eternal's half of the empire! I'M STILL HERE! scream  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because half an empire just wasn't good enough for me.  

[lil_lollypop1]

I killed you because your a zombie and I don't want you to eat my brains!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I killed you because you THIEVED from me! stressed