Magical Soda Machine

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: a cassette tape with the song "Shout" on it

Inserts: Tears for Fears  

[Lil Brat]

Gets a a pair of multiple-personality pyschopaths singing: Everbody Wants To Rule The World...

Inserts Ear Plugs  

[KommandoKat]

Gets Instructions to Give Peace and Harmony
Inserts Inabilitie to understand Peace  

[havenne17]

gets instructions on how to build the Bomb.....

{shred, shred, shred}

inserts shreds  

[Former Showa]

Gets paper mache.

Inserts unopened soda can.  

[QuietStorm XII]

Gets 50 cents..huh?

Inserts an empty can of soda  

[OneCrystalSnowAngel]

gets: thirsty

Inserts: a Toga  

[Lil Brat]

Gets a Blues Brother

Inserts Blue's Clues  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: a crayon

Inserts: a notepad  

[Eileen50]

Gets a dead gel pen.

Inserts PB cookie crumbs  

[Suede_Shoes]

Gets Cookie Monster

Inserts Jim Henson  

[killafrog]

gets kermit the frog

inserts musical sheets to kermits famous song it aint easy being green  

[Psyzapp]

Gets Miss Piggy swooning over the song.

Inserts BACON.  

[Nei1]

Gets bacon fat.
Inserts a hot griddle.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: Pancakes

Inserts: spatula