Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Arekusa]

She had a tendency to hover away. Made one to many awkward situations.  

[L i z z y m o n]

I couldn't handle the silence that followed after we would argue about the door not being closed. D:

 

[Deathfrost]

lol I thought I might half her money if I divorced her but found my lawyer and the judge were idiots.... oh and the checks in the mail...(sooo not fair emo lol)  

[il Kaori li]

He only Cared about the amount of monkey I raked in.

 

[Deathfrost]

lol She kept too many weapons in the house (well that, and I found out she was an arms dealer lol)
(the amount of 'monkey' you raked in? lol ok ya got me there cause if you didn't rake in enough 'monkey' then that could be a deal breaker lol (sorry couldn't help it) rofl Ok I'll stop now cause you have too many weapons....) burning_eyes  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

I divorced them becouse they have a dragon guarding their fish, so I couldnt eat any crying  

[Deathfrost]

I divorced her because her dog bit me, three times at once....... lol  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he had too much love to share  

[Afi_Kino]

Her penguin kept sneaking between us at night and... watched. Just watched. O_O;;  

[Tambergal]

Was an awful rebel >.<  

[the_hamster]

her wolf slept in the house while i had to sleep outside  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He would always melt the floors I stood on  

[Deathfrost]

She kept bringing home strange pets....(yeah... like I'm one to talk lol)  

[Deathfrost]

lol I was forced to divorce myself because you can't be married to yourself where I live lol