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[ThisEmptySoul]

*nosebleeds and faints* Nei eek (anyone donate blood?)


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[Nei1]

The computer is finished. The results are as follows:

Vampires can control their facial hair.  

[killafrog]

I dont think i heard that before about a vampire nei

A vampire can have a shaving party.  

[Nei1]

It's what I came up.  

[killafrog]

well it is a good reason Nei. 3nodding  

[killafrog]

cat_mrgreen http://youtu.be/-oCCnxBos10 cat_mrgreen  

[Nei1]

I'm not much of a M&M Queen.

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[Nei1]

Mmmmm M&M Queen.


 

[killafrog]

if u sneeze, fart, burp and yawn at the same time it will cause a nucular bomb to go off.


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[Psyzapp]

*A can of spam opens and Psyzapp tumbles out of the square tin flattening a herd of stampeding buffalo on the plains of north america. Visibly shaken and covered with the barnacles she accumulated while in port stare , she schlepps around trying to look nonchalant. ninja When things stop ovulating, she struggles to make a paper airplane and immediately takes out her iphone. She cleverly notices she has no connection, and swallows the phone for safekeeping and possible nutrients. Herman the buffalo comes up to her and nudges her with his wet nose and she cannot believe she's landed on top of her husband's former incarnation. evil

She tries to climb up on him for a ride to the nearest metropolitan area but finds out she's done something to her buffalo climbing gear and ends up just hanging onto his tail and letting him drag her through the prairie dust. She hails a wells fargo wagon, tries to board and tells the driver she will give him an extra $100 if he makes record time to get her back home. Motivated by the generous tip, he ties her onto the pile of luggage on top of the wagon, steals her money, robs the wagon and leaves it there while he rides off on one of the horses, laughing evilly. Ryzan appears and tries not to snicker at Psyzapp's predicament, fails miserably while untying her and assisting her to the ground where Psyzapp is too exhausted to be indignant and collapses in a fit of laughter, too. The magic schoolbus appears and Ms. Lil Brat-izzle picks up the giggling Mrs. Dougherty and strangely helpful dark elf and drives off in the direction of MW.* whee

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[Nei1]

You look pretty bad there Psy. *gets out some diaper wipes and starts smudging the prairie dust on the most villainous lady's nose*

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[killafrog]

agrees with nei 3nodding Can I have some of those diaper wipes? I think she could use a good wipe-down, too. *starts working on her bodice*

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[Nei1]

*smacks killa with her fan* You primitive, backwards poor excuse for a human. get your slimy hand off her! *smacks kill again with her fan for emphasis*

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[Nei1]

*smacks Psy with her fan to wake her up*
Hey! We've got to get you to a hospital or something! WILL SOMEBODY COME AND HELP ME?

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[Nei1]

I have a Justice league meeting and I haven't found my wonder woman costume. I don't have time to be saving MW ladies and beating off killas and stuff like that. ninja


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