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 Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:02 pm
granted, but then you can't take it off
I wish I found the lost city of atlantis
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:42 pm
Granted. The original owner takes it back.
I wish I met Teito Klein from 07 Ghost.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:29 am
granted. they're extremely uninteresting when you meet them in person.
i wish that my fingers weren't cold.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:45 am
Granted. *sets your hand on fire*
I wish I had the patience to draw.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:04 pm
granted. you don't bother to draw, though.
i wish that my toes weren't frostbitten.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:34 am
Granted! *cuts off all your toes* There! Now they can't get frostbitten anymore! =)
I wish I had more money for books
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:41 pm
granted. it's all counterfeit, and you end up going to jail for a very long time.
i wish that the entire world was like a musical.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:54 pm
Granted! But, everyone is a horrible singer, and sucks at dancing!
I wish I had a time machine
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:48 pm
Granted. It transports you to Poland during the Second World War and then breaks down.
I wish I had a chainsaw that could cut through bone easily.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:34 am
Granted. It kicks when you start it, making you drop it on your foot.
I wish I had a cat.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:11 pm
Granted, but then it runs away.
I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:07 pm
Granted. Now you're allergic to yourself.
I wish magic_doglover had a monkey on his head.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:10 pm
Granted. But then the monkey went insane and ate off magic_doglover's head.
I wish I had a cookie
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:48 am
Granted. It turns out to a psychic, talking cookie, which tells you visions of a nightmare world to come, destroying your sanity.
I wish I could think of an interesting, completely uncorruptable wish.
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:59 pm
Granted, but you never had the nerve to wish it out loud and only kept it in your head your entire life.
I wish there was a city named after me.
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