Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Fig Strudel]

I divorced him because it hurt to get close to him.
Seriously... it physically hurt.
Ow.

 

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she tasted like figs...grows not my favorite fruit...if she had tasted like pineapple, then maybe it would have lasted  

[Deathfrost]

She gave me nightmares (lol sorry couldn't help it.... sweatdrop )  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he gave me nothing..(you know what i mean wink ) lol  

[the_hamster]

she wanted to fly kites more than she wanted to spend time with me  

[Deathfrost]

lol No offense but I'm just not into dudes, (not sure how we were married guess we had better both lay off the drugs and alcohol lol)  

[Deathfrost]

because, although I heart myself twas not meant to be..... emo (lol)  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he talked to himself way to much, barly said one word to me crying  

[Rushed xx]

I was never able to overlook her masquerade fetish XD

{...though it actually sounds fun. XD}

 

[Deathfrost]

lol she grew a tail and rabbit ears....  

[Tambergal]

i woke up to reality and realized he was just plain scary  

[the_hamster]

her wolf tried to eat me  

[Willhellm]

Because they slept with my dogs, ate my mother, and sold my snake to big fish bait store.

b*****d.  

[Chaton Atomique]

He always had to change his underwear every 39 minutes to "keep the evil at bay!" WTF?!  

[the_hamster]

her hair torched my paintings, ALL OF THEM gonk