Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Alternate_Alice1290]

he cared more about shaving more than me ninja ninja ninja  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

kept bring home strays  

[the_hamster]

too many feathers  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He didnt like my clothes.. crying  

[Anya Hikaze]

too little  

[Deathfrost]

She hit me too many times with her whip..... lol  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

The smell of rotting flesh was a little much lol  

[Tambergal]

I was afraid he was going to slay my dragon.....  

[Deathfrost]

her dragon tried to bite me.... lol  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he didnt try to bite me.. crying  

[Tambergal]

she tasted nasty  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she has no sense of taste... crying  

[Avocado Avenger12]

Creepy skin and eyes. Wouldn't have enough fun  

[Deathfrost]

had no idea how we got married in the first place..... lol  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he was really an android