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[Lil Brat]

OHSHIZ ~ I really needed to do great bodily injury to someone's person today and this thread is cathartic when I'm wanting to watch someone bleed profusely, crying out in exquisite pain. ninja  

[Psyzapp]

*Walks into Bandaidd's thread and pins a note for her on the thread wall in response to her heartfelt dinner invitation.*

Bandaidd,

I've received your note and I'm shocked. I'm shocked to learn of your feelings considering you are good buddies with Lily and frequent her establishment on a regular basis. I too can admit that you have some redeeming qualities that I find admirable. I respect your tenacity, your sneakiness and disregard for the rules at the Most Wanted Bar. As shy as you may be, not many would have the guts to come into my place and start singing or doing a cheer.

I believe you would be very surprised that I would in fact have a long leisurely dinner with you. A girl's gotta eat and I do enjoy a nice meal accompanied with the appropriate wine. Bandaidd, I'm not a "beat around the bush" kind of girl. Although I am always open to listening and hearing what people have to say, I cannot guarantee you will be pleased with my reaction. In choosing to speak with me you will indeed run the risk of laughter, ridicule and/or rejection. It's a gamble, a crap shoot, a roll of the dice if you will.

So, if you're serious and do desire one day to sit with me and have a leisurely meal and some conversation, you know where to find me. All you have to do is open your yap and ask.

Your favorite evil mastermind,
Psyzapp

PS: If you are reading this and jumping up and down with glee…quit it. I can't stand that.  

[Nei1]

*reads the ticket for the first time*  

[lady ayami chan]

*tip toes in and stabs the thread with her sword*  

[Nei1]

*releases Dougherty's rage with me on the thread*  

[bandaidd]

*wonders who else I cheated on prize gold....*
If I owe you 500g, raise your hand!  

[Nei1]

bandaidd

*wonders who else I cheated on prize gold....*
If I owe you 500g, raise your hand!

I'm good, thanks. wink  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

As a gardener, I know there's nothing more thrilling than getting down and dirty with my hoe.  

[Nei1]

Tensai Showa Hayata

As a gardener, I know there's nothing more thrilling than getting down and dirty with my hoe.

That could be taken in so many ways.  

[Lil Brat]

It was probably meant to be ninja  

[Nei1]

Lil Brat

It was probably meant to be ninja

Oh well. *injects the thread with Barclay's Protomorphosis Syndrome*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-uses the thread to repair a sweater-  

[Nei1]

Tensai Showa Hayata

-uses the thread to repair a sweater-

What kind of sweater?  

[Kits Rose]

*grabs Nei's booty* xp  

[leonardo the brave]

surfs the forum up and down the page to get it wet, soggy and wrinkly