Why I Killed You

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for letting all your teeth rot out.  

[KBiT]

I killed you in a knee jerk reaction during a panic attack in accordance with my deep-rooted fear of dentists and was found not guilty in the subsequent court hearing due to a most skillful use of the temporary insanity plea after convincing the twelve jurors that it was in fact self-defence as at the time of said incident I did believe wholeheartedly you posed a significant threat to my personal safety and well-being.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I killed you because you stole my sugar... Never steal a sugar addicts sugar...  

[lil_lollypop1]

I killed you for stealing my sugar and claiming it was your own.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for having sugar. It rots your teeth.  

[lil_lollypop1]

I killed you for disapproving of my sugar intake!  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I killed you for killing me and accusing me of stealing your sugar when you stole it from me first  

[KBiT]

I killed you to take the sugar for myself  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I killed you because everyone wants my sugar  

[KBiT]

I killed you because only I want it bad enough to kill for it twisted  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I killed you because people are always killing me for my sugar and I'm starting to get sick of it... The getting killed, not the sugar...  

[KBiT]

Then just give me the sugar and I promise I'll stop killing you

After I kill you again rolleyes  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I killed you because this is getting repetitive and I'm hoping someone new will kill me  

[KBiT]

I killed you again because I got tired of waiting for someone else to  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for not accepting modern technology.